grima-of-nohr:

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• Allows Grima the fell dragon to command his army
  
• Outfit looks like it was stolen from a corpse
  
• Walks in on army tacticians naked
  
• Can’t pass down galeforce
  
• Raised a philanderer (sometimes)
  
• Has naked poster of himself in every tent
• Lucina deserved better from him than one sword and a world of trouble
  
• No feet

• ruins every floor with shoving his weapons into it
  
• uses the fire emblem as a shield and gets surprised after it gets stolen
• invades personal space
• complains about life of a royal to someone resorting to thievery
• has spent his whole life surrounded by pegasus knights yet he doesn’t know what’s the plural form of “pegasus”